The Frog and Golf

The Frog and Golf

A man goes out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.”

The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone.
Again, he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.”

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!

He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog,
“Wow that’s amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, he?”

The frog replies, “Ribbit Lucky frog.”  – – – – – – – – –

By the end of the day, the man golfed
the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, “OK where to next?”

The frog replies, “Ribbit Las Vegas.”

“They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, “OK frog, now what?” – – – – – – – – –

Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, “Frog, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won me all this money and I am forever grateful.”

The frog replies, “Ribbit Kiss Me.”

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous girl.

“And that is how the girl ended up in my room Elin. So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods.”

Read all in the MMirror

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